i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
A woman who says “No thanks, I’ll sleep on the floor”; a woman who freezes up and tenses at your touch; a woman who says “I really don’t want to” and “We really shouldn’t” and “We can’t” and “Please at least wear a condom” is not saying yes to you, and if you would like to pretend that that is unclear, you are a liar, you are being disingenuous, you are lying and you know it.
We talk about “human rights” all the time… which is great! We SHOULD. But we also have to enter these conversations acknowledging that some humans need more help than others.
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girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved
Look, you can have faves who are problematic cause it’s almost impossible for someone to not be problematic because humans make mistakes all the time, but if they continue to fuck up and show blatant disrespect to a group of people and you continue to defend their actions then you are part of the problem.
my room isn’t messy it’s grunge
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual
Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed
Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.
Mmm object impermanency
Race is constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.
fucking thank you
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
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