Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves
Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
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i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
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Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.
how to be smooth as hell with your crush
Fortune cookie callin me gay
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. OMG HELP
Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
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